Our Story
Born when Marla opened “that drawer.” Instead of washing, she built a brand. We stand proudly where comedy meets commerce and common sense takes a holiday.
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The "Marla" Signature
"The scent that started it all. Rare, bold, and unapologetically authentic."
The "Marla" Signature Sock
Pre-worn, unwashed, and full of character.
$89.00
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Hand-selected by Marla herself. These socks survived Netflix marathons, fridge expeditions, and existential dread. Each stain tells a story; none are reassuring.
- • 80% Cotton, 20% Bacteria
- • Authentic 48-hour wear-time guaranteed
- • May contain traces of Marla's cat hair
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The Collection
Gym Whisperer
A sock that once dreamed of cardio but settled for couch lunges.
$42.00
Couch Philosopher
Carries the scent of late-night thoughts and questionable snacks.
$39.00
Midnight Fridge Raider
Glows faintly under fridge light. May whisper “cheese.”
$44.00
The Scent
Notes of adventure, traces of cat-approved musk, and a lingering “Why?”. Best enjoyed outdoors, upwind, preferably near a running fan.